rude slang An acronym for "can't remember a fucking thing," a phrase used when one has difficulty remembering things. Ugh, CRAFT! I'm so sorry I forgot your birthday!
can’t remember a fucking thing
and CRAFT
phr. & comp. abb. a phrase said when one’s memory fails. (Usually objectionable.) Gee, I’m getting old. CRAFT. What’s your name, again? I can’t remember a fucking thing!