The guy was too stuccoed to drive and couldn't stand up to walk.I can drink without getting stuccoed, mainly because I drink soda.
stuccoed
slang Drunk. Likely a play on the more common slang term "plastered." I'll come with you for a beer or too, but I don't want to get totally stuccoed tonight.
stuccoed
(ˈstəkod)
mod. alcohol intoxicated. (A play on plastered.) The guy was too stuccoed to drive and couldn’t stand up to walk.